As the sun rose and shone its bright light upon my face, i awoke from my slumber only to the unpleasant stank of my feet. It was a quite the stanky stank, it smelled much like one of those nasty shits you take after eating a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell. Anyways, I gazed upon my foots and noticed a rather large concentration of blue stank wedged firmly between my phalanges. I phoned my local physician and he recommended i visit my local pharmaceutical establishment to procure vagisil, of which i was to apply to the contours of my foots. Upon my arrival at the aforementioned pharmaceutical establishment, I acquired a rather large quantity of